i think my mom watched the whole time
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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