But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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