Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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