its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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