I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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