? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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