I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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