Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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