literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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