And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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