Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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