"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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