But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow