The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month