my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.