I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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