dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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