is your mom at the bar?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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