What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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