They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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