I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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