sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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