From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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