Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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