Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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