i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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