I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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