every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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