He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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