This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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