Duck Duck Cougar?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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