Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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