he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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