i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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