I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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