ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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