As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
the liver wants what the liver wants
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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