I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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