i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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