gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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