porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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