Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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