This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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