I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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