Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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