Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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