Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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