dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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