is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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