So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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