She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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