in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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