Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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