I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
