I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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