I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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