i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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