Christians are straight up FREAKS
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
We had sex on a dog bed..
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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